After Lamine, Atlético Madrid ‘announce’ bids for Barcelona pair Pedri & Raphinha

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La Liga giants Atlético Madrid have on Friday evening continued their bizarre tirade against both Barcelona and the media at large online.

For those not aware, Atléti have dominated the social media chatter across Spain over recent hours.

Fresh off a report that the Rojiblancos had received a €100 million offer from the aforementioned Barcelona for star striker Julián Alvarez, those behind the scenes in Madrid hit back.

In a post across the club’s social media platforms, Atlético utilised journalist Fabrizio Romano’s famous ‘Here We Go’ catchphrase to reveal the details of a fake offer they have tabled for Blaugrana sensation Lamine Yamal:

‘HERE WE GO! We have sent a fax to Barcelona with our transfer offer: 4 tickets for tomorrow’s Bad Bunny concert, an annual subscription to ABC, and a bag of sunflower seeds. We eagerly await the response to prepare the ‘announce’.’

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’. pic.twitter.com/e0J7mPljHa

— Atlético de Madrid (@Atleti) May 29, 2026

And as alluded to above, the ‘proposals’ have not ended there…

After Lamine, Atléti have since followed up with the following lighthearted bid for Barca midfield standout Pedri:

‘HERE WE GO! For this second offer we’ve had a problem, we’ve run out of tickets for tomorrow’s concert, so we improve the previous proposal with 6 for the one on Sunday.’

HERE WE GO! Para esta segunda oferta hemos tenido un problema, se nos han terminado las entradas para el concierto de mañana, así que mejoramos la propuesta anterior con 6 para el del domingo. pic.twitter.com/YlAMkP26XG

— Atlético de Madrid (@Atleti) May 29, 2026

And Lamine’s attacking partner in crime Raphinha is also in the sights of Diego Simeone and co, according to the following:

‘HERE WE GO! And to complete the 3×1, we’ve gotten all carried away and we’re going to throw the little house out the window: the player arrives on loan for a season and in exchange we loan out Tom Ford and Smith with no option to buy. An offer impossible to refuse.’

HERE WE GO! Y para completar el 3×1 nos hemos venido arriba y vamos a tirar la casita por la ventana: el jugador llega cedido por una temporada y a cambio nosotros cedemos a Tom Ford y Smith sin opción de compra. Oferta irrechazable. pic.twitter.com/ChQivcgYFd

— Atlético de Madrid (@Atleti) May 29, 2026

Conor Laird – GSFN